Comments | nottheaveragekg: 24th Command // Audio :: Common

nottheaveragekg

24th Command // Audio :: Common

Feb 16, 2010 22:29

[Locked to Phoenix // 90% Unhackable]
I've got something to talk to you about.

You know, from one... "noble" to another. Something like that.
[End Lock]

[Ashelin has been rubbing her ears since she got them back. She's much happier being an elf than being a roundear. Sorry, humans with your shortened ears, Ashe just doesn't care for your physique ( Read more... )

gonna blast their nuts off, #traitor, #ganondorf, you're all idiots, #new guy, she does *not* surrender, fuck my life, ashe is feeling generous, she says kiss her ass, gimme my gun

Leave a comment

Next

Back to all threads

You saw nothing! /smooth destinedtorule February 17 2010, 23:22:51 UTC

Charming as ever. Ashelin, dear, don't ever change.

[Oh hi. Just thought he'd show up and be a bastard. Don't mind him :3]

was that a typo I just saw? :> :> :> :> nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 23:28:32 UTC

[Ganondorf, fuck off, thanks.]

Yes. I know. I'm the damn epitome of charm.

Nooooo of course not :> destinedtorule February 17 2010, 23:37:17 UTC

Were you fortunate enough to be born one, I think you would have made a fine Gerudo, considering this overabundant amount of charm you have.

liiiiies 8> nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 23:41:16 UTC

I'm a Havenite. Not interested in this Gerudo thing you've got going on.

[Eat your sarcasm, man.]

Maaaaaybe c: destinedtorule February 17 2010, 23:43:26 UTC

[lu too Ashelin <3]

Just as well.

:> I see all, you know nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 00:39:14 UTC

Yeah. I like my ears.

/tinfoil hat destinedtorule February 18 2010, 01:49:17 UTC

I'm sure you do.

fff nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 01:52:33 UTC

Did you have a point to this?

Can't read my miiiind. destinedtorule February 18 2010, 02:08:08 UTC

Simply making conversation.

you make me sad :< nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 02:33:17 UTC

I'm not good at that.

Okay. But you have to give me a quarter first. destinedtorule February 18 2010, 02:50:14 UTC

Then how in the world do you ever keep anyone entertained? Oh right, your charm.

... 8> I can do that nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 02:54:42 UTC

[If by "charm" he means taking off her clothes, then yes.]

You'd just love the answer to that. Too bad you'll never get the chance to find out.

Okay then. /takes off tinfoil hat destinedtorule February 18 2010, 02:57:57 UTC

[That is exactly what he meant. Because he has very little regard for a woman's virtue. Srsly.]

Then I shall hope to your little heathen gods, that I never become that desperate.

/gives all the quarters in the world nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 03:06:26 UTC

Don't flatter yourself. I don't like boys. I like real men.

Yay! \o/ destinedtorule February 18 2010, 03:09:31 UTC

Oh a jab at my pride. You wound me, Ashelin. Though I should warn you, little girls should not speak of what they know nothing about.

:> :> :> nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 03:10:43 UTC

I like wounding you.

[That's all she's got to say to that.]

Back to all threads

Next

Leave a comment