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[notthatdumb]

Not to sound redundant or anything, but I'm finding it quite noisesome that I seem to be out of the so-called "loop" of things. Like this... Internet thing, for example. I'm the last to know --Again. Just because I act obtuse does not mean that I actually am. Yet here I am, brain the size of a planet (And a forehead the size of one too, according

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[justdraco]

There are rules about what we're allowed to divulge outside of the dungeons, Gregory. Especially when they involve me being molested in my sleep.

Do you want me to tell everyone about the glittery black pumps I found in the bottom of your trunk? Because I will.

[notthatdumb]

Molested is a bit strong, Draco. You seemed to be enjoying it enough.

AND DON'T YOU DARE GO ANYWHERE NEAR THERE, DRACO MALFOY.

Unless you want me to tell them about your "secret" fishnets and how you swiped your own mother's lipstick.

[justdraco]

Fine. Then at least cross out the more embarassing portions of your damn entry and we'll call it a truce.

And this conversation is strictly between us, understand?

[ohharry]

HI.

[justdraco]

No! Bad Potter!

[ohharry]

So. Fishnets, Malfoy?

[notthatdumb]

Always the attention-seeker, aren't we, Potter?

I'm afraid the fates really are against you. No one can be that daft without having some kind of mental disorder.

I shall go to your funeral.

[ohharry]

Thank you...?