Before I forget..

[nott_to_be]

Miss Turpin, your nearly belated Hannukah present is at last completed.

Comments

[fred_x_george]

What is that?

[nott_to_be]

It's commonly referred to as a hat.

[fred_x_george]

You sure?

[nott_to_be]

Quite.

[fred_x_george]

Hmm. What did Mum say about it?

[nott_to_be]

What does your Mother have to do with this?

[fred_x_george]

She's the unfortunate who had to teach you to knit. Then again, you were the unfortunates who had to be taught by her. I'm trying to work out who is more unfortunate.

[nott_to_be]

Well. Unlike yourself, I can afford to gift people with presents that were not part of a course's curriculum.

[fred_x_george]

Nope, sorry, couldn't make head nor tails of that comment.

[nott_to_be]

Why am I not surprised?

[fred_x_george]

Because you rarely make any sense?

[nott_to_be]

I shall try to remember to use smaller words when exchanging comments with you.

[fred_x_george]

Ah, but the thing is, they may be long or short words, it's the grammar I didn't quite understand. So ner!

[nott_to_be]

Ner indeed.

[fred_x_george]

Oh good Merlin, Nott has descended to my level! Miracles DO happen!

[nott_to_be]

It was actually a comment on your own brilliance, as you used the wonderfully articulate word "ner" in a comment detailing your intelligence and ability to understand words.

I think, perhaps, that I should simply give up on exchanging comments with you altogether. Some people simply cannot be helped.