Private email - JA faculty advisor
[Private email, visible only to pure_blooddraco, master_of_fear, demonbelthazor, wannabelawyer, _gottahavefaith, replicarter.]
Hello, sports fans.
Allow me to introduce our faculty advisor. Guys, Dr. Carter, Dr. Carter, guys.
Dr. Carter and I had a very good meeting tonight, where she explained all the things that she, as a valuable member of the teaching staff, could give to us, her eager and dutiful students.
We're going to have a meeting next week, Tuesday night if that works out for everyone, so we can sit down and discuss just what the Junior Achievers can do to make Fandom High the bestest place it can possibly be for each and every student. As before, if any of you can't make it I will be happy to catch you up later. Meeting location to also be announced later.
As long as I have your attention, let me give you some other club notes:
1) Events of the past 24 hours have made me aware that JA is not working hard enough to welcome, and embrace its fellow students. As club president, I think this is an absolute shame. Within the next week I think we should work hard to increase our member list. As a reminder kids: every applicant is a valuable JA member in training, even if to the untrained eye they appear to be no more than a solid body standing in between you and someone who, for whatever strange reason, doesn't like you very much and may even be trying to fulfill her threat to set you on fire. Just to make up a wacky example!
2) Dr. Carter has generously offered to help JA out with her expert knowledge on computers and email systems. Of course it's all blah blah to me - you can take the boy out of the 1700s but you can't take the 1700s out of the boy - but I for one can attest to how she managed to teach a total ignoramous like me a valuable lesson that I think we all should learn, even if we're not taking any computer classes. Oh I just know I'll get the vocabulary mixed up, but some fun key words to put on your flashcards are: hackers monitor and let's not forget our favorite: email! Okay, okay, I know some of those words were softballs, but Dr. Carter promises to make sure that easy lessons like that are not ones that we'll need to repeat. I feel confident that I don't need to personally repeat it to any of you, right? Of course not.
3) Finally, on a sad note, it has come to my attention that vicious, vicious rumors have been spreading throughout Fandom High about JA and its members. Worse yet, some of the teachers and even the principal seem to have fallen victim to the wiles of certain students - students who have, bless their hearts, checkered academic histories all of their own and who, possibly because of the broken home they were raised in because their daddy couldn't love a child so obviously flawed, possibly because of deep-seated psychological problems that certainly none of us should try to diagnose with terms like "paranoid" or "delusional" or "mal-adjusted narcissistic dead-boyfriend obsessed drama queen" apparently feel a desperate and pitiful urge to manipulate and grab attention from any authority figure who is weak-willed enough to fall under their spell.
I know I don't have to remind any of you that we here at JA feel nothing but pity, empathy, and concern both for these students and those members of faculty. Let's keep them all in our prayers as we ask the big guy above - or whatever diety we may happen to worship, where ever he/she/it may reside - to keep an extra-close, super-special eye on them, and make sure that they one day receive all the hands-on care and attention that their sick minds so obviously need.
And as for those horrible, baseless, and completely unfounded rumors about our upstanding organization: Well, we'll just have to let our actions speak louder than their words. Right, kids?
Right.
Make me proud, gang.
Yours etc.
Angelus.
Hello, sports fans.
Allow me to introduce our faculty advisor. Guys, Dr. Carter, Dr. Carter, guys.
Dr. Carter and I had a very good meeting tonight, where she explained all the things that she, as a valuable member of the teaching staff, could give to us, her eager and dutiful students.
We're going to have a meeting next week, Tuesday night if that works out for everyone, so we can sit down and discuss just what the Junior Achievers can do to make Fandom High the bestest place it can possibly be for each and every student. As before, if any of you can't make it I will be happy to catch you up later. Meeting location to also be announced later.
As long as I have your attention, let me give you some other club notes:
1) Events of the past 24 hours have made me aware that JA is not working hard enough to welcome, and embrace its fellow students. As club president, I think this is an absolute shame. Within the next week I think we should work hard to increase our member list. As a reminder kids: every applicant is a valuable JA member in training, even if to the untrained eye they appear to be no more than a solid body standing in between you and someone who, for whatever strange reason, doesn't like you very much and may even be trying to fulfill her threat to set you on fire. Just to make up a wacky example!
2) Dr. Carter has generously offered to help JA out with her expert knowledge on computers and email systems. Of course it's all blah blah to me - you can take the boy out of the 1700s but you can't take the 1700s out of the boy - but I for one can attest to how she managed to teach a total ignoramous like me a valuable lesson that I think we all should learn, even if we're not taking any computer classes. Oh I just know I'll get the vocabulary mixed up, but some fun key words to put on your flashcards are: hackers monitor and let's not forget our favorite: email! Okay, okay, I know some of those words were softballs, but Dr. Carter promises to make sure that easy lessons like that are not ones that we'll need to repeat. I feel confident that I don't need to personally repeat it to any of you, right? Of course not.
3) Finally, on a sad note, it has come to my attention that vicious, vicious rumors have been spreading throughout Fandom High about JA and its members. Worse yet, some of the teachers and even the principal seem to have fallen victim to the wiles of certain students - students who have, bless their hearts, checkered academic histories all of their own and who, possibly because of the broken home they were raised in because their daddy couldn't love a child so obviously flawed, possibly because of deep-seated psychological problems that certainly none of us should try to diagnose with terms like "paranoid" or "delusional" or "mal-adjusted narcissistic dead-boyfriend obsessed drama queen" apparently feel a desperate and pitiful urge to manipulate and grab attention from any authority figure who is weak-willed enough to fall under their spell.
I know I don't have to remind any of you that we here at JA feel nothing but pity, empathy, and concern both for these students and those members of faculty. Let's keep them all in our prayers as we ask the big guy above - or whatever diety we may happen to worship, where ever he/she/it may reside - to keep an extra-close, super-special eye on them, and make sure that they one day receive all the hands-on care and attention that their sick minds so obviously need.
And as for those horrible, baseless, and completely unfounded rumors about our upstanding organization: Well, we'll just have to let our actions speak louder than their words. Right, kids?
Right.
Make me proud, gang.
Yours etc.
Angelus.