[Email sent to all JA members plus Callisto & Duce. CCed to: Logan Echolls, Rory Gilmore, Piper Halliwell, Phoebe Halliwell, Lilly Evans. Standard school encryption]
Hello kids,
I couldn't be prouder of you if I tried. Our little fashion show was OMG so hot a complete success, and it's thanks to all of you. I'd like to take a moment to give my special and personal appreciation to Cal and Duce for spearheading it all. Theirs is the kind of can-do effort that warms this vampire's unbeating heart.
Now for the business:
JA, don't forget this Tuesday is our next meeting. You know the drill, Dr. Carter's classroom, 8:30pm, blah blah. Yes, I will be providing a sugar rush of some kind for you addicts Draco and Faith I'm looking at you.
Everybody who is in on the plans for Thanksgiving weekend might want to stop by after the meeting so we can all sit and discuss what needs to be done so that everybody who wants to, as we all do, go home to spend time with our families during this touching and emotional holiday can make sure that all of our school paperwork is taken care of. It would be such a shame if one of us had to miss out on good old-fashioned wholesome family fun because for some odd reason the administration thought we were all leaving town for a weekend of illegal debauchery.
On no related note whatsoever, who's up for leaving school grounds and having that post-meeting meeting somewhere in town? I say there's nothing finer than supporting our local businesses, and this is the kind of civic duty that begins at home. So to speak.
Finally, anyone who is free on Thursday night should be aware that our good buddy Logan is generously making his home available as a meeting place for anyone who might be looking for a way to hang out with friends. There will be absolutely no playing of cards nor teaching of gambling at this get-together, nor will there be alcohol provided. I have no idea where those rumors got started but they are just wrong. It's a night of good, wholesome fun.
There might even be Bible study. Cal, I'm looking at you
Now let's be careful out there, and don't forget to floss.
Angelus.