Emails to Master students and JA
Okay kids, if you're getting this that means you were down for the Master position in Ethics class.
I CANNOT SAY TO YOU RETARDS ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE TO ESTABLISH BOUNDARIES AND/OR A SAFEWORD WITH YOUR SLAVE. Fail to do this you fail the assignment. Period. No exceptions, I don't care if you're currently blowing me right now you will still fail.
Now lest you accuse me of not loving you crazy kids enough, allow me to balance that it-hurts-you-way-more-than-it-hurts-me strictness by giving you the heads up that you should be tackling this assignment creatively, using your big brains, and remembering that out in the real world all it takes is for two slaves to realize that they can outnumber a single master.
I'm keeping my eye on all of you and out of both classes so far a sad few of you have made me want to hand out my rare but sexy smiles and, more importantly for you, urges to the teach to give you extra credit. And no, agreeing with me does not equal extra credit. Being smart does.
Questions, problems, yadda yadda, you know how to find me.
Angelus.
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Hey again sports fans,
Thanks for all the replies on the upcoming weekend. I knew I could count on you kids.
Related to this weekend, our good buddy Jonathan has come up with the excellent suggestion that we should all make a point of cleaning our rooms as soon as possible. After all, family is coming in and we certainly wouldn't want them or anyone else to see something that they shouldn't - namely a big ol' mess!
So get out the mops, buckets, dustpans, and whatever else you need to make sure that darn near anybody could walk through your door and notice only your dedication to proper housework.
Thanks kids!
A.