Email to JA Officers re: Student Council
[Private email, visible only to pure_blooddraco, master_of_fear, demonbelthazor, wannabelawyer, _gottahavefaith as per the school's standard encryptions.]
Gentlemen (and Faith),
As I sit here looking out upon the hallowed halls of Fandom High, I wonder who among us has what it takes? Who can rise above? Who can truly lead us?
And, as long as I'm on the subject of questions, who in the flaming hell told the so-called good guys that the smartest way to run a campaign of so-called caring, sharing, diversity, and wub is to present a solid block of seven - count 'em, seven people? Because, of course, there's nothing like telling the entire student body that either you're for every single member of the all human, all female, all lily white party or you're... I don't know, a Democrat or something.
Excuse me? Aren't we supposed to be the metaphorical Republicans in this school? Or are we just so clearly superior that the other team decided to impale themselves on their swords - also metaphorical, of course, wouldn't want to violate the weapons ban - by deciding the easiest way to give votes away and right into our pocket is to make sure each and every possibly disenfranchised voter here at Fandom High can easily recognize which political party reminds them of the bitchy cheerleaders who made fun of them at their old school? (hint: not us, kids!)
God. Some days the other guys are so stupid it's a miracle I find the strength to get out of bed in the morning. It really is.
Hugs and kisses,
A.
Gentlemen (and Faith),
As I sit here looking out upon the hallowed halls of Fandom High, I wonder who among us has what it takes? Who can rise above? Who can truly lead us?
And, as long as I'm on the subject of questions, who in the flaming hell told the so-called good guys that the smartest way to run a campaign of so-called caring, sharing, diversity, and wub is to present a solid block of seven - count 'em, seven people? Because, of course, there's nothing like telling the entire student body that either you're for every single member of the all human, all female, all lily white party or you're... I don't know, a Democrat or something.
Excuse me? Aren't we supposed to be the metaphorical Republicans in this school? Or are we just so clearly superior that the other team decided to impale themselves on their swords - also metaphorical, of course, wouldn't want to violate the weapons ban - by deciding the easiest way to give votes away and right into our pocket is to make sure each and every possibly disenfranchised voter here at Fandom High can easily recognize which political party reminds them of the bitchy cheerleaders who made fun of them at their old school? (hint: not us, kids!)
God. Some days the other guys are so stupid it's a miracle I find the strength to get out of bed in the morning. It really is.
Hugs and kisses,
A.