chart one. voice post

[notsosuper]

[radio crackle]

...This is Gizmo to Chocolate Bear. Come in Chocolate Bear. Do you read me? I seem to be in a strange environment. Over. And I mean really strange, over.

OH! They have blue cotton candy! And a carousel! With unicorns!

Man, Turk you gotta get over here! This is so awesome! It's even better than the time we sent Rex to follow Hooch

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[ohrosalita]

Welcome to the city, Gizmo. Now find a blunt object and get yourself inside.

[notsosuper]

Actually my name's J.D.. Gizmo's just my radio handle.

Will a ninja do?

[ohrosalita]

Is it a blunt ninja?

[notsosuper]

A medical ninja. Do they even have those in ninjaland?

[ohrosalita]

You've gotta go to ninjaworld for the medical ones. I think that's in Florida.

[notsosuper]

See, I always get those two mixed up. The other one's in California, isn't it?

[ohrosalita]

It is where I come from, but the rides are pretty much the same. I'm Rose. Are you getting out of harms way yet?

[notsosuper]

J.D.. Short for John Dorian.

I will be. The hospital's pretty safe, right?

[ohrosalita]

You told me the J.D. part, and my radio handle's Frotch5000.

The hospital's probably one of the safer places. If one of the patients infects you, they at least have the antidote.

[notsosuper]

Gizmo's still cooler. What does Frotch stand for?

Good to know.

[ohrosalita]

Well this isn't a phrase I usually use to greet complete strangers.

Fire crotch, JD. It's what you get when the rug matches the drapes.

[notsosuper]

That's certainly. . .unique. Must hurt, those damn rugs.

[ohrosalita]

It's CB radio, you have to do something to catch the truckers' interest.

[notsosuper]

Do you think Gizmo would be a good trucker name?

...It could totally get the techy ones at least.

[ohrosalita]

Or fans of classic horror comedy.

[notsosuper]

That too. But I always pictured truckers to be rough and tough guys. I don't think horror comedies would be their thing. Probably just full blown horror.

...That's just me though.