Say no to generic fonts!

Apr 02, 2005 01:07

Let me start this off by admitting my desperate need for a new LJ icon!
Camerawhores unite!
My dining room furniture came today and I was very upset by the realization that my house will now be considered normal and equipped with furniture. No more almost-gymnastics parties! (Not like we ever had one, but we had superb demonstrations!)
My bed is falling apart. Actually, I made that up. My bed frame is falling apart. In the ungodly hours of the night/morning, I dragged my two mattresses down to the floor. During this battle, the two heavy folds of springs managed to whip ME across the room and splat into the wall. I kid you not. My dad came in my room, laughed, and left. I think I'll build myself a fort again and hide out until I get hungry. This could take days.
I think I should start looking presentable to society again. I miss the pleasant feeling of looking good. I think spring deserves a renewed Claire.
If "fitty" cent came to my house, I'd ask him if he considered himself spectacular between the sheets. I bet he's tiny.
Oh yeah, I've discovered that I have absolutely no talent in executing April Fool's jokes.
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