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smuttysws Disclaimer: All "action" happens in the Doctor's dreams. He may or may not remember to dream upon waking. It will not be part of his waking cannon.
Why: The Doctor's asleep. Sexual frustration happens...even to Time Lords.
Handy: The Doctor has a dream about a naked metacrisis and a broken cooling system in the TARDIS
Alternate Jack: He cuts right to the point...on your knees Doc?
Jack: The Doctor's Jack slips into his dreams, making the Time Lord writhe...in a good way for once!
Ianto: Loyal Tea Boy indeed.