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[notsohorrible]

Okay, so, if someone could please direct me to this city's Evil League of Evil base? I have no idea where I am and Bad Horse is expecting me. I'm a card carrying member, so you should also be afraid of me and stuff.

...Did I get really drunk last night?

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[eternalnic]

Evil League of Evil?

[notsohorrible]

Yes, it's where us villain types go to plot. Do evil-type things. Play poker.

[eternalnic]

And in your world it's location is publicly known?

Interesting.

[notsohorrible]

Yeah, where else would the Henchman's Union go to get work?

[eternalnic]

I see.

In that case, I am sure you will be contacted by this City's League representative shortly. He tends to welcome everyone into the city eventually.

Unfortunately, I do not believe there is anyone by the name 'Bad Horse' within the city.

[notsohorrible]

Alright, I always have my membership card if you need proof.

And you've never heard of Bad Horse? The Thoroughbred of Sin?

You, my friend, win the internets.

[eternalnic]

...I'm afraid not, though he sounds quite interesting.

Re: You, my friend, win the internets.

[notsohorrible]

He's quite notorious where I come from, but I'm up for a little variety in terms of evil-doers.

[eternalnic]

Variety is one thing that this city does quite well.

[notsohorrible]

Looking forward to it! What is the name of this city, anyways?

[eternalnic]

As of yet the citizens have not seen fit to give it a name, they merely call it "The City".

[notsohorrible]

The City? That's a bit arrogant, but alright.

[eternalnic]

To be fair, it is the only city on the island.

I always felt it was simply unoriginal.

[notsohorrible]

Now how the hell did I get on an island?

...Hammer.

[eternalnic]

It's different for each person as to the specifics, but the common understanding is that the Deities brought you here.

Hammer?

[notsohorrible]

Deities?

My nemesis. Captain Hammer. Corporate Tool. Somehow he's probably responsible.