10 reasons why my new car kicks your car's butt:
- its a saturn- designed with you in mind
- can anyone say sunroof?
- says blue but definetly looks black
- 5 cd holding cd player
- nice interior, one cigarette burn but thats it
- i got it for 900 dollars!!!!
- barely any rust (which is rare for northern michigan)
- awesome gas mileage
- awesome pickup
- ITS ALL MINE!!!!!
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
NEW CAR SONG
i got my very first car
i like to drive it far
its got a cool sunroof
that makes your hairstyle go POOF!
i love my brand new satty
it fits up to 5 fatties
its got a cd player that i blast
and the acceleration kicks some ass
so when you see me speed by
dont forget to say hi!
okay that sucked. but, i dont care.