Feb 24, 2004 09:42
i would like to walk up to you and calmly ask why you got into my business. then, when you respond "you werent supposed to be doing it," i will grab your hair and knee you in the stomach (not like it will hurt because you have an awful lot of..uh.. padding). then, i will punch you in the eye and kick you in the shins. i will get a cookie and shove it down your throat and say "how do like my cookies now, fatty?"
as youre choking, ill give you the heimlich far too hard (that is, if i can get my arms around you) making sure i knock the wind out of you. after this has all occurred, i will simply say "thats what you get" and cooly walk away.
i wont curse. or scream. just use my massive strength to bring you down.
yeah, right.