Sep 14, 2005 20:10
To be truthful I've been thinking about getting a livejournal anyway but since my house became a rufugee center I need a place to vent. SO OKAY, My mom's family is from Louisana and lots of them lived in New Orleans but thankfully everyone is fine. We were extremely lucky. The down side is three extra unexpected boarders at Chatuea de Hoard have moved in and two expected ones (BIG SIS and GRANNY) with the possiblity of two or more relatives moving in later. These two being my Tee Shelia Marie and Uncle Irvin who are currently staying with Tee Vina. Let's see how long that lasts. As my aunt is second only to Cousin Renard in craziness, its only a matter of time (the only difference is she doesn't have acute paranoia). Thankfully their son Lamar and his girlfriend Tracy have a free hotel room. They are are walking ads for Jerry Springer I swear. With his three little girls (all with different mothers) and her two boys (she's divorced. both aren't even 25.) it's bound to happen. Or if not that MAURY for Lamar's infedelity (he has already found a new hoochie here. he was flirting with her on the phone at my aunt's surprise b-day party. QUE SOPRISA).
One of the funniest things I remember from the party sunday is that Lamar and Joel (prounced the country way JO-EL) were claiming to be outcasts . It took a lot of strenght not to laugh my ass off. They also said that my cousin Leilani (her mother's middle name. mother is named for a woman my grandad had an affair with in Hawaii while in the Navy. NO JOKE) is too, which is true and Lani is basically like me expect I speak my mind more. The reason why it was hilariousity is they were JOCKS(Lamar was also a stoner too.) What the hell do they know about social rejection?
So anway back on topic. It doesn't matter to me that Joyce and Kelvin are staying with us. In fact its been pretty fab since Kelvin is a computer programmer and tricking out all the computers in the house. What's getting me is that there is NO room anywhere!!!! Also Dad calls this house the Nudist Camp for a reason and it's just a matter of time before I am living on an air matress. This is just the second week. There will be many more rants to come.