Yeah, but, you knew she was going to be there and that he needed to get laid! Then he was all laying her in our shower. I know! I heard them! And then he's, poof, going!
What are you even doing listening to them having sex? Besides which, she's lived here, and he was probably laying her in the bed, too! And I didn't know they'd hit it off. I had no idea when he'd go in relation to when she was working, so you don't get to lay this one on me, smexy. It's all their own fault!
I needed a pee! I went to pee and I didn't get to pee, did I?!
I don't know what to say to make her feel better. I don't think she's ever really properly been in love before, and I think maybe she does love him, even if she hasn't told me.
I'll kill him... somehow. Even if he's Army, and Leila loves him. Maybe I'll just give him major nipple-cripple.
No, because then she wouldn't get to know what loves feels like. And of course she should wait for him. I don't know about him not coming back, I mean, it'd be hard, definitely. Is she supposed to have a time limit for how long she waits? Can't he keep in touch?
You know, he's supposed to be such a wanker so I can hate him. He wasn't supposed to be all... nice.
Yeah, I mean, I think so. She said he would, when he's able to. The net and the phone and stuff, I suppose. How long would that be? They've only known each other a couple of months. Should she wait as long as that, and then forget it?
This could be massive jinx, you know! He's not bothered! Neither is she! What if it's all superstitiousry.
Aren't you happy at all that there was someone who obviously cares so much about Leila? The leaving aside.
So she's not going to lose contact completely. I don't know, if she loves him it could be a while. And if she loves him, there might not be any forgetting.
What if it's all what now? You've been married to me for too long. You're making up your own words. Why is it bothering you? Maybe they just want a fun holiday with lots of candy!
Yeah, of course I am. But the leaving is a huge thing. It's not like he's going to Disneyland. He might going to... not come home again.
Do you think she loves him? She didn't tell me, but do you think she does?
Well, Andy said Ali's British and says it's an American thing, so she's claiming the date to make it something non-scary or whatever. It was that, or November 11. But November 11 is apparently really close to when her BFF's baby is going to be born. Maybe you just shouldn't fuck with superstitous stuff after so much crap has happened...?
Luke, love of my life and the smexiest of all smexy men, are you worried because he's leaving, or because she might be in love, and didn't tell you?
Hey, I think Ali's right to claim it. Even if I love the holiday. It's my favourite. Well, right after Christmas which has presents! Maybe we should fuck with it because it'll cancel out all the bad crap. Like taking the bull by the horns.
No, come on. This is me. She might have fallen for him and not even recognised it until the words were falling out of her mouth for him. I get that side of things, I do. I'm worried because he's leaving and because if she has fallen in love with him, she's going to be hurting. A lot. That means Andy and Leila are both heartbroken and I feel useless.
Look at it this way. She's just as much a junk food queen as you, so she will probably outdo at her wedding whatever Halloween could offer in the sugar stakes. They just want to get married sooner than they planned. Jamie is one at the end of November, so they want to be married before her birthday.
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I don't know what to say to make her feel better. I don't think she's ever really properly been in love before, and I think maybe she does love him, even if she hasn't told me.
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I don't think you can say anything. Just be there for her. Maybe let her stay with us, even if we go back to Princeton so she's not alone?
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Do you think I should have tried to talk her out of anything with him? I mean, what if he doesn't come back? Should she even wait for him?
And to top it all off, Andy's getting married on Halloween. Halloween!
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No, because then she wouldn't get to know what loves feels like. And of course she should wait for him. I don't know about him not coming back, I mean, it'd be hard, definitely. Is she supposed to have a time limit for how long she waits? Can't he keep in touch?
Ooh, do we get to wear costumes?
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Yeah, I mean, I think so. She said he would, when he's able to. The net and the phone and stuff, I suppose. How long would that be? They've only known each other a couple of months. Should she wait as long as that, and then forget it?
This could be massive jinx, you know! He's not bothered! Neither is she! What if it's all superstitiousry.
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So she's not going to lose contact completely. I don't know, if she loves him it could be a while. And if she loves him, there might not be any forgetting.
What if it's all what now? You've been married to me for too long. You're making up your own words. Why is it bothering you? Maybe they just want a fun holiday with lots of candy!
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Do you think she loves him? She didn't tell me, but do you think she does?
Well, Andy said Ali's British and says it's an American thing, so she's claiming the date to make it something non-scary or whatever. It was that, or November 11. But November 11 is apparently really close to when her BFF's baby is going to be born. Maybe you just shouldn't fuck with superstitous stuff after so much crap has happened...?
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Hey, I think Ali's right to claim it. Even if I love the holiday. It's my favourite. Well, right after Christmas which has presents! Maybe we should fuck with it because it'll cancel out all the bad crap. Like taking the bull by the horns.
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Look at it this way. She's just as much a junk food queen as you, so she will probably outdo at her wedding whatever Halloween could offer in the sugar stakes. They just want to get married sooner than they planned. Jamie is one at the end of November, so they want to be married before her birthday.
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