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This... is not right.
LJ stalking horror - a report by notsirsam.
alec_troven is stalking notsirsam
alec_troven’s REAL name :
Howard Dutton
alec_troven’s REAL DOB :
27th February 1980
Height :169 cm
Weight : 62.8 kg
alec_troven has dreamt about you :
24 times
alec_troven became interested in you :
01st August 2004
alec_troven’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with alec_troven and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how alec_troven describes your relationship behind your back
‘I hate him. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to notsirsam. And now it’s fucking payback time.’
alec_troven’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
alec_troven was seen parading around town with notsirsam’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
alec_troven spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker alec_troven is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life."
alec_troven’s Police File
alec_troven would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.
Testimonies about alec_troven
pretty_feather - Rotten heathen
‘Dear God! I knew alec_troven was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. notsirsam is a bit of a sucker really.’
cptncarrot - Flaccid Pornstar
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for notsirsam, he’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
privateperks - Gives birth to cattle
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but alec_troven is definitely one of them now.’
LJ stalking horror - a report by notsirsam.
alec_troven is stalking notsirsam
alec_troven’s REAL name :
Howard Dutton
alec_troven’s REAL DOB :
27th February 1980
Height :169 cm
Weight : 62.8 kg
alec_troven has dreamt about you :
24 times
alec_troven became interested in you :
01st August 2004
alec_troven’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with alec_troven and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how alec_troven describes your relationship behind your back
‘I hate him. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to notsirsam. And now it’s fucking payback time.’
alec_troven’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
alec_troven was seen parading around town with notsirsam’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
alec_troven spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker alec_troven is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life."
alec_troven’s Police File
alec_troven would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.
Testimonies about alec_troven
pretty_feather - Rotten heathen
‘Dear God! I knew alec_troven was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. notsirsam is a bit of a sucker really.’
cptncarrot - Flaccid Pornstar
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for notsirsam, he’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
privateperks - Gives birth to cattle
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but alec_troven is definitely one of them now.’