[ACTION - Locked to Wendy]

[notsilvertongue]

[A terrible, terrible tragedy has struck, SBG. Lyra has been truly devastated by a shocking bit of news that she. Um. Conveniently stumbled onto completely accidentally! Through no snooping whatsoever! Yeah

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[brattykoopa]

[UGH. So much for peace and quiet. Here is Wendy spinning around in her chair with an annoyed look on her face.]

What're you bawwing about?

[notsilvertongue]

[brattykoopa]

Eww, why? She's so old. [Un-crumples the paper and reads over it. OHO... This is juicy stuff.]

Anyway, what do you care who that moron likes?

[notsilvertongue]

It's not just that she's old! She's a Pokemon! We're Pokemon trainers! That would be like if I told him I was going to marry Princess! Is that kind of thing really okay here? I never thought he'd be into... into that! I can't believe he wouldn't even tell me! Well... I guess I can, he never talks about this kind of stuff, but I... it's not fair, Wendy!

[SNIIIIIFFF. She's just gonna skitter back to her half of the room to grab a tissue.]

And he's not a moron!

[brattykoopa]

[Wendy would probably be more grossed out by the interspecies thing but her big turtley Dad has had a thing for a little human Princess for the past forever. Instead she is more interested in looking over to make sure her scanner is plugged in.]

Gosh, you know, you should really ask him about it for yourself. He's got to have some reason for not telling you! Maybe it was a surprise? It would just be so sad if you lost a friend over a little misunderstanding. [This is her best sympathetic look. It's not a look she is used to.]

[notsilvertongue]

[brattykoopa]

That's the spirit. Go to him! It'll all work out! Oh, but don't take the note. Boys get all huffy if you present direct evidence so you'll have to be sneaky about how you ask him. Trust me, I have seven brothers, so I know boys.

[notsilvertongue]

Good thinking, Wendy!

[Wendy has a lot of siblings? Well, Brock has lots of siblings, and he's a smart guy, so surely Wendy's advice is sound and completely altruistic.]

Sheesh... I must look pretty silly to you, getting all worked up about it like that. Alright, I'll go look for him right away! The sooner I get to the bottom of this, the less I've got to worry about, right?

[brattykoopa]

Don't worry about it. You can come to me with all your problems.

[notsilvertongue]

Thanks, Wendy. Y'know... you're actually really nice! I'm lucky I got a roomie I can tell stuff to.

[Okay, crying: OVER. The time for action is nigh!]

Oh, um... don't tell Silver about this, okay? He'll probably get mad if he knew I told somebody about his... um... his crush.

[brattykoopa]

His secret's safe with me.

[NOOOOT.]