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[notschwann]

♦ Took inappropriate advantage of curses → NAUGHTY.
♦ Fantasized about women on the network → NAUGHTY.
♦ Frequently focused on Judith's chest during battles → NAUGHTY.
♦ Used others as decoys → NAUGHTY.
♦ Repeated overconsumption of alcohol → NAUGHTY.
♦ Ate others' food → NAUGHTY.
♦ Led women on → NAUGHTY.
♦ Skipped out on Guild duties → NAUGHTY.♦

Comments

[notflynn]

Could've told you all that without this curse.

[notschwann]

Hey, it ain't exactly news ta me, either.

[notflynn]

Wonder if you'll get coal this year.

[notschwann]

Why would I get that?

[notflynn]

Because of Santa.

[notschwann]

...The guy they kept mentionin' in all those songs that were playin' the other day?

[notflynn]

Yup. Don't remember all the details, but he wears a lot of red and gives out gifts.

[notschwann]

I don't think coal counts as a gift.

[notflynn]

That's cause the naughty ones don't deserve actual gifts.