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[notsaul]

[Well. That sucked.

After such a horrific experience, Annie sure is glad for her last regain!

Family will find her on the living room couch surrounded by a cloud of smoke, a crudely-wrapped cigarette in her hand and a plastic bag of some green plant by her side. It does not smell like tobacco. At all.

Later on, she will be making a phone call. Because

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[guitarslaying]

You ever fry nutterbutters?

Fucking delicious.

[notsaul]

No, it's usually, like, dough and shit? It's fucking traditional. But you know what? Fuck it. That sounds delicious. Let's just fry everything.

[guitarslaying]

Fuck yes. You can't have a holiday without frying every fucking thing you can fit in your mouth, far as I'm concerned.

I'm disappointed there was no mention of liquor in this broadcast though. So, like, can you not drink alcohol, or what?

[notsaul]

Duh, there'll be booze and shit! That just, like, goes without fucking saying. There's, like, wine involved and shit? But there's no rules against drinking whatever, really. [no there probably are...]

[guitarslaying]

Shit yeah. I could drink the Red Sea by this point, if the Red Sea were code name for "a bathtub full of cheap red wine".

[notsaul]

... I like you. Weird-ass phone person.

[guitarslaying]

Awww, and I like you too, obscene Jewish girl. Let's be friends!

[notsaul]

Yes.

That sounds fucking amazing.

Do I even know your name.

[guitarslaying]

Maybe.

You just need to listen to the wind and you'll hear this little voice. And it'll be going "Haruko Haruhara, Haruko Haruharaaaaaa..."

[notsaul]

... So is that your name.

[guitarslaying]

No it's just the wind mumbling nonsense, stupid.

My name is Agatha McBreiner Lisworth.

[notsaul]

... That's a fucking stupid name.

[guitarslaying]

Hey I just made it up right now cut me some slack.

[notsaul]

I could totally make up a better fucking name than that right now!

[guitarslaying]

Yeah?

You got thirty seconds.

Go.

[notsaul]

Um. Um. Um. Um.

Chair.