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[notsaul]

[By night, the werewolf works...

HAHA, not so much, it's, like, mid-afternoon and Annie is all up on your shit, putting up this beautifully hand-drawn poster on every available and unavailable surface. Walls. Doors. The slower-moving elderly. Everything. They are all her billboard bitches now.

Catch her in the act. Catch her after the act. Catch her

Comments

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid's just suddenly standing behind her as she covers her house with the posters. She doesn't really care...but she's more confused about what's on it.]

What...is that?

[notsaul]

It's a poster!

[makemebreakfast]

Yea...but...what the heck is that on it?

[notsaul]

... Penises?

[makemebreakfast]

Well duh, but they're pretty crudely drawn.

Is this an advertisement for an orgy or something?

[notsaul]

No.

Yes.

Maybe.

We'll see how it goes.

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid seems to consider that for a while...but her face kind of turns a little bit red.]

Pfft...humans are weird.

[notsaul]

Hey! That's, like, racist or something! Assuming I'm human and shit!

[makemebreakfast]

How is that racist?

You look pretty human...but I guess you do feel kind of weird. What are you?

[notsaul]

Because... Because it is...

I'm a werewolf!

[makemebreakfast]

It's not racist, stupid. I'm not human either.

A werewolf? Like out of those old stories? Are those even real?

[notsaul]

-- What.

What.

What.

Like fuck I'm not real!

[makemebreakfast]

Well, you've got a real foul mouth like a human.

But, I guess in your own world you're probably real. I don't think they exist in mine...unless I've just never run into one.

That would be kinda cool.

[notsaul]

[okay

okay

DEEP BREATH

And, in one fluid motion, one too swift for the average eye to notice, there is now a rather sizable wolf where a rather sizable teenage girl had once stood.] How's that for fucking real.

[makemebreakfast]

[She's got more than the average eye...but she wasn't really paying much attention. She's got Arc's attention now, though.]

Woah, cool! I mean...I've seen stuff kind of like that before but that was just cool.

I thought you were only supposed to do that during the full moon?

[notsaul]

Nah, that's, like, totally a myth. When we're old enough, werewolves can do that shit whenever.