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[notsaul]

[By night, the werewolf works...

HAHA, not so much, it's, like, mid-afternoon and Annie is all up on your shit, putting up this beautifully hand-drawn poster on every available and unavailable surface. Walls. Doors. The slower-moving elderly. Everything. They are all her billboard bitches now.

Catch her in the act. Catch her after the act. Catch her

Comments

[greatestmanll40]

[Lex is just about to go out for a drive when he sees

oh

Annie has been covering his entire car with those posters.

Is that glue?]

Get AWAY from my car...

[notsaul]

Get your car away from my posters...

[greatestmanll40]

[Lex is stomping closer and he looks rather peeved.]

How dare you vandalize my property with your filth again you little punk.

[notsaul]

Oh, calm the fuck down, Baldie. Here I am, being super nice and shit and inviting you to parties, and you just have to go and be a dick. This is why you have no friends.

[greatestmanll40]

I don't care.

But you didn't need to desecrate my car simply to advertise this... smut.

[notsaul]

Like you aren't totally thrilled to have penises all over your car.

You just wish you'd thought of it yourself.

[greatestmanll40]

[Grunt of anger for that.]

I demand that you remove them this instant.

[notsaul]

... Yeah.

About that.

[greatestmanll40]

WHAT?

[notsaul]

... Some of them are kinda... nailed in...

[yeah just gonna

hide under the car for a little bit]

[greatestmanll40]

[He mad.

But he ain't gonna show it.]

WHY

would you nail them into my car....

[notsaul]

They fell off otherwise, dumbass.

[yeah she's under the car]

[greatestmanll40]

[See them stamping feet?

Good indication he still pretty mad.]

Get out form under there and remove the posters or I will drive with you under the car. I swear.

[notsaul]

I wouldn't take them off if I could! So there.

[greatestmanll40]

[Getting in the car.

Revving the engine...]