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Oct 23, 2011 22:44

[By night, the werewolf works...

HAHA, not so much, it's, like, mid-afternoon and Annie is all up on your shit, putting up this beautifully hand-drawn poster on every available and unavailable surface. Walls. Doors. The slower-moving elderly. Everything. They are all her billboard bitches now.

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jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 02:56:56 UTC

[Mart walks out of his house to see Annie posting a bunch of them on his front steps... and laughing his ass off]

Oh man! The hell is this?

notsaul October 24 2011, 03:04:49 UTC

There's some sorta love festival shit going on? Some kid's throwing it. I'm just taking it to its logical conclusion.

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 03:10:22 UTC

Huh.

So what exactly is it?

And why did you draw a bunch of tentacles?

notsaul October 24 2011, 03:21:49 UTC

... You'll see. [evilsmirk]

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 03:30:47 UTC

That's not reassuring...

But, my question is, will there be babes?

notsaul October 24 2011, 03:31:42 UTC

Of course there'll be babes, dumbass.

My babes.

No touching.

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 03:34:39 UTC

Hey, I wanna pick up chicks too.

notsaul October 24 2011, 03:43:04 UTC

Too bad, reptile, mammals get first dibs on the hot human chicks.

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 03:46:53 UTC

Hey!

I ain't no damn reptile!

I'm half-god, half-Leviathan if you wanna be specific.

If anything I deserve chicks more.

Hell, my family is practically made up of divine players.

notsaul October 24 2011, 03:49:41 UTC

Too fucking bad. I've called fives on every hot chick in this town already; you can have the ugly ones, I guess.

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 03:52:19 UTC

Well, fuck you, I'll pick up any chick I want.

Chicks dig divinity.

Some even dig my teeth.

notsaul October 24 2011, 03:54:59 UTC

Yeah, good luck with that. I still get more play than you could even fucking dream, and I don't need to cheat and be a god or some stupid shit.

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 04:10:45 UTC

Well I can't help that I was born awesome.

It ain't cheating either, it's an advantage.

notsaul October 24 2011, 04:25:15 UTC

... A cheating advantage.

But, whatever. I outswagger you any day of the fucking week.

jaws5sonofjaws October 24 2011, 04:29:04 UTC

Whatever.

Point is, this is the perfect opportunity to pick up loads of chicks.

Outta curiosity, did you invite Dan?

notsaul October 24 2011, 04:36:42 UTC

He'll be performing in order to win back my friendship!

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