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So.
I think we all learned some pretty important fucking lessons here.
One: Don't trust anything you hear from stuttering little bitches, because if they'll lie to one person about what their fucking intentions are, they'll definitely have no problem lying to a whole bunch of evil fucks over the phone.
Two: The only thing worse than a fat Nazi
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I'm glad! And uh, you mean Mr. Nigma? I live in his house with miss Susan and Slugger, who's my fake brother.
[He's had a...mild taste of what the Nigma/Death clan is like. It's kind of special let's put it that way.]
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Why do good things happen to dumbasses...
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[What is this conversation.]
So I take it you know miss Susan as well?
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She's one of my teachers.
And also she's really fucking hot.
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I just care if they're hot. [/SHALLOW]
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Bitches are sexy.
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But sex is easy.
Stick to that. [SAGE ADVICE FROM MYSTIC ANNIE]
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Sure...I will keep that in mind.
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[Hey son guess who's been eavesdropping on this call with Annie from the other phone in his study.]
I am not a dumbass. And I'm certainly not a loser. [You can practically hear the indignation in his tone, wondering why the hell Susan gets all the praise and idol status?]
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