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[notsaul]

[phone]

So.

I think we all learned some pretty important fucking lessons here.

One: Don't trust anything you hear from stuttering little bitches, because if they'll lie to one person about what their fucking intentions are, they'll definitely have no problem lying to a whole bunch of evil fucks over the phone.

Two: The only thing worse than a fat Nazi

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[phone]

[deaths_heritor]

[Fat robot Nazi assholes, is that right? And stuttering little bitches. Susan is a rather quick thinker, and although it takes her a few minutes to put two and two and two and a half here and another three quarters there together, she comes to a reasonable conclusion in the end.]

I suppose werewolves must be the epitome of goodness in this world, then, given how much hair they've got. Does that make you something of an angel?

[notsaul]

Yeah, I'm pretty good. It's not that hard when the other side is made up of ridiculously assholish people.

[deaths_heritor]

[So the combatants that Luke and Edward ran into that day were the cyborg Nazi and the werewolf student. Lovely.]

I'd tell you to watch your language if I weren't inclined to agree.

[notsaul]

Lady, this is me watching my language. It's really hard, okay?

... So you know him, too?

[deaths_heritor]

The Major and I have met. During those invigorating excursions around April Fool's Day, if you recall.

[notsaul]

Did you kill him?

[deaths_heritor]

...Shall we say I gave the order for someone else's trigger?

[notsaul]

I don't even give a-- I don't even care anymore if he gets off on it; I think everyone should just kill him all day, every day. Hopefully, he'll hit the limit and stop coming back.

[deaths_heritor]

I had similar thoughts about a certain... friend of mine, back in the day. But you understand he lives to goad people into that kind of thought?

[notsaul]

But he calls me names!

[deaths_heritor]

[The maturity was not strong in this one.]

Then you call him names back. Problem solved.

[notsaul]

[Maturity is for losers.]

Um, if that was gonna work, he would've run off crying the first time I called him a fat Nazi asshole. It's getting into the hundreds and I'm running out of ammo.

[deaths_heritor]

What I mean is, if you draw first blood, then he's perfectly justified doing whatever he likes to you. In fact, I daresay he wouldn't do anything at all unless you instigate the fight.

Stick to name calling and you can work out your aggression without giving him his satisfaction.

[notsaul]

... I want him dead, though.

[deaths_heritor]

The longest he's going to stay dead is 24 hours. Try to find a different goal, please.

[notsaul]

Um... How about just a little bit dead?