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[notsaul]

[Good Lord, what is that smell?

Did you know you can burn scrambled eggs? It's very much possible, and Annie, who has never cooked anything more complicated than Hot Pockets, has invariably fucked this whole "cook breakfast for the family thing" up. However, since she also has invariably fucked up taste buds, she's still cooking.

She will also be

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart is going through the grocery store with a large cart of junk food and meat by products. Then he sees Annie.]

Oh....

You again.

[notsaul]

Hey! What's up? [ironic thing?

she would probably act like this even if there wasn't shit going down because gosh it's not like beating a person up and threatening them means they won't be your friend for some strange reason!]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Just buying some stuff for lunch... and dinner... and a midnight snack.

And don't you even think about ripping my teeth out to make a necklace like you were saying last time.

[notsaul]

Why would I do something mean like that?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Because you bashed me over the head with a sock full of quarters and threatened to do so over the phone.

[notsaul]

... No, that totally doesn't sound anything like me! Super weird.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Okay... you're kinda weirding me out.

You haven't even said fuck once.

[notsaul]

[A drone dude told her to watch her mouth. SHE'S LOST 95% OF HER VOCABULARY] Oh, am I? Super sorry about that, dude.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Uhm, don't worry about it.

What're you doing here anyhow?

[notsaul]

Getting stuff to make Father's Day dinner, duh!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Really...

[Mart is realizing her unusual niceness.]

I don't suppose you wouldn't mind helping me buy my food too, would ya?

[notsaul]

Sure, I've got some extra cash. [she stole Quinn's wallet this is considerably nicer for her]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Gee, thanks!

And what exactly are you making for dinner?

Can I have some?

[notsaul]

... Dunno. I've never really cooked before.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

So, then how are you gonna make dinner?

[notsaul]

It's not that hard! All you need to do is put everything on the stove and turn the dials all the way up and it just cooks itself!