011 ⚸ forward-dated to after Port West

[notsaul]

[There's really only one thing for a semi-immortal to fear, really. And that's death.

Now that Annie has experienced death for the first time, she's slightly surprised by how little it appears to have affected her. She's back, isn't she? She's lying in her bed and walking to the bathroom and staring at the mirror. She's alive. There's nothing to

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[sturmbahnfurher]

[Guess who else just got back from death, though he didn't get anything. Not that he's bitter, it was still fun as hell, as far as he was concerned.

Anyway, time to annoy the fuck out of you.]

I don't see why you would consider apologizing at all.

[notsaul]

Well, I'm real fucking sorry that your hideous whale-ass wasn't on one of those pieces of paper, asshole. [SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Just laughter.]

I'm honored to know I rank so highly on the people you want to kill here.

As utterly meaningless as you've surely realized it would be here, by now.

[notsaul]

It'll make me happy, and that's all that really matters.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Then I suppose it's nice that you and I think so alike, Madchen! You at least understand how the world really works.

[notsaul]

[... SUDDENLY HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS CAR

THANKS BRO] Take that back.

[sturmbahnfurher]

I'm afraid I'm a man who believes heavily in the truth. Does it hurt to hear?

[The Major pauses. He's uncertain if this assumption is correct or not, but by your reaction in the park, it's certainly worth taking a stab to satisfy his curiosity.

When he says the next word, its an extension of the question. And it's said slow, and calmly and entertained. Almost dragged out.]

Jüdin?

[notsaul]

[Annie isn't very good with languages; her failed attempts to learn Arabic and Korean showcase that pretty well. But, she's heard this word before. Always in the same context. In this context. So she knows exactly what it means.

She takes a deep breath to steady herself.] One day, I'm going to kill you so fucking slowly, it'll take days for you to come back.

[sturmbahnfurher]

[No laughter this time, but god knows the man wants to laugh. But he just sounds so satisfied when he speaks.]

I suppose killing out of anger would, to most at least, be seen as better then simply killing because you were told to, hmmm?

[notsaul]

Shit, if I kill you, I'll probably get a goddamn ticker tape parade. Maybe a nice medal.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Most likely.

But you'd hardly need that to help sway your hand to kill me, would you?

[notsaul]

No, I think my intense hatred of your fat ugly pigface is more than enough to motivate me.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Ah, hatred.

Tsk. It seems I was mistaken. I apologized. I'd thought you'd simply learned to take joy from the act by now.

[notsaul]

Nope, still not a monster. Sorry to disappoint. [HI LIAR HERE]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Oh?

So there was no thrill, no pleasure taken while you hunted, while you cut down your opponents? You did it solely because you were told to?

[notsaul]

No, I did it because I knew that, somehow, somewhere, there would be a brand new Corvette waiting for me if I did it.

Fucking sweet-ass car.