011 ⚸ forward-dated to after Port West

Jun 04, 2011 02:00

[There's really only one thing for a semi-immortal to fear, really. And that's death.

Now that Annie has experienced death for the first time, she's slightly surprised by how little it appears to have affected her. She's back, isn't she? She's lying in her bed and walking to the bathroom and staring at the mirror. She's alive. There's nothing to ( Read more... )

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jaws5sonofjaws June 4 2011, 06:01:57 UTC
You didn't kill me, but you did bash me over the head with a sock full of coinage.

That hurt like a motherfucker.

Adn you get a car for murder?

That shit aint fair!

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notsaul June 4 2011, 06:04:10 UTC
It's a sweet-ass red Corvette, too. And it has a vanity plate with my name on it. [U MAD BRO]

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jaws5sonofjaws June 4 2011, 06:07:50 UTC
Pffft.

Whatever.

I got my kick-ass demi-god shark teeth back.

So don't you even think of trying to whack me upside the head again.

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notsaul June 4 2011, 06:13:40 UTC
Whatever, loser! Try to pathetically flirt with me again, and you'll be shitting those fancy fucking teeth of yours.

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jaws5sonofjaws June 4 2011, 06:18:52 UTC
Oh, come on, you know you dig the teeth.

And even if you knock'em out, I'll grow'em back just as fast.

[Mart will never back down from his attraction to rude/badass ladies. EVER.]

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notsaul June 4 2011, 06:49:41 UTC
Shark teeth are weird. I had a necklace of them once, though. It was alright.

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jaws5sonofjaws June 4 2011, 06:53:58 UTC
Cool shit, am I right?

Just don't even think of using my teeth in a necklace.

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notsaul June 4 2011, 07:06:55 UTC
... Hey, if they keep growing back, I could have a whole set of jewelry made out of fucking teeth! How badass would that be?

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jaws5sonofjaws June 4 2011, 23:57:34 UTC
Haha, very fucking hilarious.

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notsaul June 5 2011, 02:21:45 UTC
C'mon, I'm being serious! It'd be totally sweet.

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jaws5sonofjaws June 5 2011, 02:22:32 UTC
And just how do you suppose you're gonna get those teeth from me?

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notsaul June 5 2011, 02:23:53 UTC
Well, my fists. That's kinda how I get most things.

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jaws5sonofjaws June 5 2011, 03:34:51 UTC
You try that with your fists and you will lose'em.

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notsaul June 5 2011, 04:41:06 UTC
Aw, it's cute, you still think you stand even the slightest fucking chance against me!

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jaws5sonofjaws June 5 2011, 04:52:20 UTC
Cute in the endearing way or cute in the embarrassing way?

And I could totally fuck you up if you tried that shit on me.

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notsaul June 5 2011, 13:57:57 UTC
Cute in the incredibly fucking annoying way.

Yeah, yeah, sure you can, Jaws. I'd like to see you try.

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