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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

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B

[pants_yourmove]

[[Why is he showing up? He's not jewish and she's mean.

Still, Aaron is there.]]

What are you preparing?

[notsaul]

Uh, a bonfire. Obviously.

[pants_yourmove]

Oh, I don't remember people doing that back home.

[notsaul]

Yeah, there's other ways to get rid of it, but my clan's always been pretty big on burning it. We like the fire.

[pants_yourmove]

Oooh... okay.

You should have a bonfire party.

[[Maybe that is why she called everyone? Aaron is a tad slow.]]

[notsaul]

... Dude, do you even know what's going on?

[pants_yourmove]

...no. Not at all actually.

[notsaul]

Okay, I'll slow it down for you. A lot.

Do you know what Jews are?

[pants_yourmove]

Yes, and this is like a holiday right?

[notsaul]

Yeah, Passover.

[pants_yourmove]

Okay, yeah.... I just... well I don't know what anyone does during that holiday I guess.

[notsaul]

Eat.

Drink.

Bitterly hate pharaohs.

It's pretty much the same as all of our holidays, really.

[pants_yourmove]

That doesn't sound so bad... I don't think Mayfield has any pharaohs but I guess they could get some.

[notsaul]

If not, I have the perfect stand-in! [PASSOVER IS NOW RENAMED "ERRBODY HATE ON LEX LUTHOR WEEK."]

[pants_yourmove]

Oh, well that's good...

I think...

... right?

[notsaul]

Very good.

Also if some weird bald guy just starts attacking me during the Seder, you're more than welcome to join me in kicking his ass. Just so you know.