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[notsaul]

[So, last night, for the first time in a very, very long time, Annie had felt fear. And this is a girl who has been shot in the face and watched her best friend both die and come back from the dead on the same night. She knows there was a reason for her feeling this fear.

But she was so wasted last night, she can't remember what it was.

Or if she

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[shoeofbaileys]

Men named Luthor always in denial.

[notsaul]

Really?

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes ma'am. Old Gregg knew a used car salesman named Luthor once. Man was gay as Liberace ice skating with Elton John, but he all never would admit it.

[notsaul]

Aw, it's always really sad when that happens.

Do you know what happened to him?

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg run him over in the parking lot while he trying out the car there.

[notsaul]

... Oh.

[shoeofbaileys]

I'M OLD GREGG!!

[notsaul]

Oh, wow, okay. You keep on doing that.

[shoeofbaileys]

Doing what?

[notsaul]

Being... Being Old Gregg.

Shit, man, if that's working out for you, you just keep on keeping on.

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[shoeofbaileys]

Yes ma'am. That's right ma'am, you get it.

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[shoeofbaileys]

You like Baileys?

[notsaul]

No, I hate chocolate.

[shoeofbaileys]

Why? What wrong with it? You ain't like sweet shit? What kinda bitch don't like sweet shit?

I'll tell you what kind. An unfulfilled woman, that what kind yes ma'am.

[notsaul]

This kind. I like jellybeans. And gravy.