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[notsaul]

[So, last night, for the first time in a very, very long time, Annie had felt fear. And this is a girl who has been shot in the face and watched her best friend both die and come back from the dead on the same night. She knows there was a reason for her feeling this fear.

But she was so wasted last night, she can't remember what it was.

Or if she

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[cuttlefidget]

[... oh my god Annie. Annie. What are you doing.]

U-um. I wouldn't. Publicly broadcast that...

[notsaul]

Why?

[cuttlefidget]

D-don't you remember what happened last night...?

[...Oh wait. Ha ha that's how beer works, isn't it.]

[notsaul]

Uh, yeah.

Cap's right-- the pizza here blows.

[cuttlefidget]

N-no! The other thing that happened last night!

[COME ON ANNIE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET KILLED

never mind that it doesn't even last here]

[notsaul]

... Oh, man, I gave Coco a beer.

Hope Pops doesn't get too mad.

[cuttlefidget]

NO NOT THAT.

U-um. I mean. Y-you asked this question last night a-and... and g-got in a fight and it was scary and I'd rather it n-not happen again...

[notsaul]

... Did I win?

[this is obviously the most important bit]

[cuttlefidget]

U-um. I... guess?

It was s-sort of a tie you are missing the point

[notsaul]

I don't want a fucking tie!

Who was I fighting I'll kick their ass

[cuttlefidget]

U-um... I w-would rather not tell you b-because then h-he'll beat you up and... that would be bad... a-and kind of my fault?

[notsaul]

Are you somehow implying that I wouldn't be able to kick the ass of God Himself.

Because I think you are.

[cuttlefidget]

I'm n-not implying that at all, I'm j-just saying that m-maybe violence is n-not the answer and I d-don't want you to get hurt!

[Annie, if you make him ink all over his phone, this is going to get awkward.]

[notsaul]

Dude, Crybaby, chill: I can't get hurt.

[except for the various and sundry ways she can]

[cuttlefidget]

Wh-what about the mitletoe? A-and... silver? Aren't werewolves allergic to silver? What if he has silver rings or s-something and when he hits you you DIE?

[Panic attack ahoy. I am so, so sorry.]

[notsaul]

I'm good with silver, actually. Got silver jewelery back home and everything!

... And he probably doesn't know about that. Probably. Maybe. Possibly.