Mar 01, 2004 18:26
it's monday and i'm just getting around to posting about the weekend...
saturday adrian and i went up to southland mall, saw a ton of things that i want to get (if only i were getting an actual tax return) including a salvador dali print of 'the meditating rose'...all was well until we decided to get a snack. @ subway. i was really craving my pizza sub, extra cheese (but here's a tip: don't eat one of those if you're going on a trip w/5 guys to say, pittsburgh for the weekend. some of you know what i mean) anyway, i tell the girl i want the pizza sub on monterey cheddar bread. "we only have white or wheat" she says. okay, fine. i already didn't want my sandwich. but i said "okay, white." and as she's making it i ask for extra cheese please...i get down the line to the next guy, look @ my sandwich, and it's got 2 baby pieces of cheese and it's on wheat bread which i despise. so i say to the guy "i asked for that on white bread" just as nice as i could be and what does that girl do??? looks @ me and says "no, you said wheat." NO, i didn't. i HATE wheat bread. and she's giving me this dirty look so i said "no, i said WHITE. it's nothing to argue over." but apparently she was staring me down for a bit after this. so the guy goes and gets the white bread and now what does this asshole do??? he opens up the wrong sandwich, smears it onto the new one, and adds EXTRA SAUCE. he smeared it. i was trying so hard to not say anything because i didn't want to create a scene but please, do NOT fuck w/my food.
so i won't be going back there.
yesterday, adrian and i went to home town buffet and he had this dinner roll that he decided to turn into what he called "The Wise Biscuit". the wise biscuit could talk and offer words of wisdom when asked a question...but if adrian got hungry, he'd rip a bite out of it and make him say "I'm okay!" so @ one point i made a girl talking biscuit and the wise biscuit liked her so much that adrian ate her and almost all of his. but then w/a mouthful of biscuit still managed to make what was left of his say "I'm still okay!" i thought this was hilarious....
ugh, my stomach is growling....time to go eat whatever adrian's whipping up...