LETTER TO SATAN
Dear Satan,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole neptune_sky's purse (30 points). Last Friday I put money in indigolands's expired parking meter (14 points). In September on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last month I gave daisydeke a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (996 points). For Christmas I deserve THE WORLD AS MY PLAYTHING!
Sincerely,
notquiteaperson
It seems I've been helping Damsels in distress, but I've been a bit too concerned with phsyical possesions and time. Also I may have altered my present from "easy bake oven". Infact I've "HAX0RD" this meme to bits. You'll see what I mean when you attempt to repeat this.
I don't remember any of this, so I assume the drugs they used to knock me out were pretty strong. Except the supermarket thing, that probably did happen.