ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice

[notpredictable]

[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?

Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking

Comments

[wolvesxeyes]

[Woah. He left out the 'miss' again. This is amazing.]

Sure, what's up?

[notpredictable]

Could you--

[Pause, clatter--]

Come to my quarters?

[wolvesxeyes]

Yeah, sure, I'll be right there.

[Wtf was that clattering?]

Everything okay?

[notpredictable]

Splendid!

[NOTHING]

Hm? Oh, yes. Of course. Everything is fine.

[wolvesxeyes]

[BULLSHIT]

Alrighty then...

[Since her room really isn't all that far away, Wolf's knocking at his door a rough five minutes later, nonchalant as usual. She's still carrying her bow, though.]

[notpredictable]

[HIM? BULLSHITTING? NEVER.]

Brilliant.

[The book is shut, and when she knocks he's right there to open the door, peering at the bow with a wary expression on his face.]

Did you feel the need to protect yourself against the forces of evil this time.?

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf can't help but grin a little wrly at the comment, shrugging.]

Naw, I've just learned that keeping a weapon on me at all times tends to save my ass.

[The boat taught her that, among other things.]

So, what's up? What did you need help with this time around?

[notpredictable]

I see.

[He eyes her speculatively, then shrugs and allows her in, shutting the door behind her.]

Well, I am a villain, I would hardly blame you for protecting yourself, thought at this point I'd hope you'd realize--

[He sort of cuts himself off because that came dangerously close to admitting something and he's not going to do that today.]

Same device. IT's very nearly finished, I just need your hands again - the last few bits are the most important, you see.

[wolvesxeyes]

[Woah, did he almost admit to something there? That's progress! She's even going to refrain from reminding him that she could probably whoop his ass, physically, if need be <3]

Yup, no problem, I wasn't doing a hell of a lot anyways. Figured I'd may as well be of some use~

[Wolf's already setting the bow aside and glancing around for the goggles and gloves he'd given her last time, since she figures it might have something to do with welding again.]

[notpredictable]

Over there--

[He gestured to a small table that held various instruments as well as the previously used gloves and goggles.]

When you're ready, just come over here.

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf is moving as soon as he gestures, hardly intimidated by the things on the table. She's donned the gloves and the goggles and moved back towards him within a few minutes.]

Alright, so, what're we doing today?

[notpredictable]

Similar to last time, but this time...I'm almost ready to put the finishing touches on. Just -- here. Hold this, and this -- right here.

[He indicates the place with his gun, lips twisting into a little smirk as he waits.]

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf does as asked without a question, flipping her goggles down over her eyes and then holding the thing where he'd motioned.]

Alright, go for it~

[notpredictable]

Watch your hands.

[It's much quicker work than it was last time -- the thing is nearly done and after he welds this together, it only needs a few more tweaks to really be complete.]

[wolvesxeyes]

Mhm.

[Wolf keeps her eyes on the thing she's holding and makes sure to keep her fingers out of the way.]

So, been doing anything besides working on this lately?

[notpredictable]

Of course I have! Multiple inventions! Things of great caliber! [He pauses in his work, flailing excitedly]

Designs for new weaponry for horribly evil deeds that will cause chaos and mayhem and des--

Er.

[Cough.]

...Yes. I've. Been doing other things.