Oh, magnanimous staff that has been ever so gracious in housing all of us soul sucking leeches in your humble abode - may I have your attention?
Please.
[Ugh. This is mortifying. MORTIFYING DO YOU HEAR?]
I have a...request...if you will. [He clears his throat.]
I am in need of scrap metal. Any scrap metal that you have would be appreciated, I don't care where it comes from or how you get it. Honestly, even if you peel it off the bumper of a
1899 Horsey Horseless, that would be just fantastic.
I just need something to build with before I lose my giant, blue mind.
[Another pause. He really hates this whole 'asking nicely' thing.]
...Thank you.