ϟ First Plan

[notpredictable]

Megamind is completely unimpressed with the lack of technology this place has to offer.

“Primitive, that’s what this is - hardly an ounce of scrap metal to work with.” He’s grumbling under his breath as he prowls the grounds, face twisted into a weary and tired expression. He hadn’t slept well since arrival - not that he slept much to begin with

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[Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

A floor plan? Well isn't that just dastardly!

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

Keep laughing, debonaire. It'll be me that has the last laugh here-!

[Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

As you what? Map out the keep? Truly your criminal mind is awe inspiring.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

Puh-lease! If that's all your primitive little mind can comprehend, then by ahhhll means continue with that train of thought.

[u just don't know kay]

[Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

Admit it, you have no idea what you're doing.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

Now that is most certainly not the case. I always know what I'm doing.

[It just fails 100% of the time.]

[Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

Right, which must be why you're telling everyone exactly what you're planning.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

I have revealed nothing!

[Yet.]

[Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

Except that you plan on making weapons for 'diabolical purposes'.

[You can almost here the finger quotes.]

Just what do you plan to use anyhow? Sticks and dirt?

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

That was unintentional.

[And now he knows better.]

Unfortunately, the tech is severely lacking in this primitive hold, however I have been known to make do with what I have. [He still has his de-gun and watch. He'll figure something out.]

[Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

Forgive me if I'm not quaking in my boots.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

You will be, my good peon. You will be.