Fun Bat-Facts You Probably Didnt Know and Bat-Opinions
1.)FACT: Two-Face use to be a Lawyer.
2.)FACT: In Batman Returns, The Penguins father in the start of the movie is played by Paul Reubens...Thats Right...Pee Wee Herman.
3.)OPINION: No matter what happens in one cartoon, comic, or movie, Nora Fries (Mr. Freeze's wife) will never be cured and will be a female popsicle for the rest of eternity.
4.)FACT: The Joker use to be a Mobster.
5.)FACT: There have been THREE Robins. Dick Grayson, the first and original, has gone on to become Nightwing after being too old to be the "Boy Wonder" anymore. Another was killed. And the current is Tim Drake.
6.)OPINION:Catwoman is Bi-sexual, she's all about the pussy but has occasional urges for Bat-Cock.
7.)OPINION: Alfred never gets laid the poor english bastard.
8.)OPINION: It must suck to be Poison Ivy, cause the moment she kisses a guy they die. You know how sexually frustrated she must be?
9.)FACT: In the movie Bane is portrayed as a psychopathic "pitbull" with bad speech that talks like a caveman. In the cartoons and comics, she's a smooth, smart, hispanic drug lord who could get laid as quick as he snaps his fingers.
10.)OPINION: The people of Gotham are idiots. I mean, i know he pretends to be a dumb playboy type bachelor, but doesn't the IRS realize how much money Bruce Wayne spends on all his bat gadgets and shit? come on!!
11.)OPINION: The reason Super Villains keep showing up in town is b/c everytime they get arrested, they just escape from Arkham Asylum cause the guards are friggin morons. You'd think they'd fire those idiots by now.
12.)FACT: The actual reason why most of these villains keep showing up (as explain in the comics i believe) is b/c Batman is a vigilante, and not an authorized officer of the law, making it hard for the villains to be held.
13.)OPINION: Batman should line his uniform with Kryptonite and kill that Blue and Red flying pansy in Metropolis. Yea...you know the one im talkin about... =P
14.)FACT: in the movies, Batgirl is portrayed as Alfred's niece. In the comics and cartoons, Batgirl is Commisioner Gordon's daughter. Both however are named Barbara.
15.)FACT: Batman could whoop Spider-man's whiny, teenaged, pimple ridden face any day of the weak cause Spider-man is a pussy compared to him.
That's all i gotta say about that!
2.)FACT: In Batman Returns, The Penguins father in the start of the movie is played by Paul Reubens...Thats Right...Pee Wee Herman.
3.)OPINION: No matter what happens in one cartoon, comic, or movie, Nora Fries (Mr. Freeze's wife) will never be cured and will be a female popsicle for the rest of eternity.
4.)FACT: The Joker use to be a Mobster.
5.)FACT: There have been THREE Robins. Dick Grayson, the first and original, has gone on to become Nightwing after being too old to be the "Boy Wonder" anymore. Another was killed. And the current is Tim Drake.
6.)OPINION:Catwoman is Bi-sexual, she's all about the pussy but has occasional urges for Bat-Cock.
7.)OPINION: Alfred never gets laid the poor english bastard.
8.)OPINION: It must suck to be Poison Ivy, cause the moment she kisses a guy they die. You know how sexually frustrated she must be?
9.)FACT: In the movie Bane is portrayed as a psychopathic "pitbull" with bad speech that talks like a caveman. In the cartoons and comics, she's a smooth, smart, hispanic drug lord who could get laid as quick as he snaps his fingers.
10.)OPINION: The people of Gotham are idiots. I mean, i know he pretends to be a dumb playboy type bachelor, but doesn't the IRS realize how much money Bruce Wayne spends on all his bat gadgets and shit? come on!!
11.)OPINION: The reason Super Villains keep showing up in town is b/c everytime they get arrested, they just escape from Arkham Asylum cause the guards are friggin morons. You'd think they'd fire those idiots by now.
12.)FACT: The actual reason why most of these villains keep showing up (as explain in the comics i believe) is b/c Batman is a vigilante, and not an authorized officer of the law, making it hard for the villains to be held.
13.)OPINION: Batman should line his uniform with Kryptonite and kill that Blue and Red flying pansy in Metropolis. Yea...you know the one im talkin about... =P
14.)FACT: in the movies, Batgirl is portrayed as Alfred's niece. In the comics and cartoons, Batgirl is Commisioner Gordon's daughter. Both however are named Barbara.
15.)FACT: Batman could whoop Spider-man's whiny, teenaged, pimple ridden face any day of the weak cause Spider-man is a pussy compared to him.
That's all i gotta say about that!