Mar 03, 2008 16:25
To my dearest rebecca shuck from manhattan beach....
i just wanted to thank you, because ever since that lovely day you hit the gas instead of the brake and backed into my car, my car will no longer start when it's at an incline. and by incline i mean it wont start when its in my own fucking drive way.the auto body shop fixed it, but clearly not well enough. my poor saturn will never be the same because of you.
im glad that you didnt look over your shoulder when you were reversing out of the parking space...because i found sooo much joy in watching the tail end of your car slam straight into my drivers side wheel. you are probably one of the most stupid persons i have ever met.
you claimed it happened because you were startled by the honking of my horn and that you had just recently got your car and were still getting used to it. last time i checked, the gas and brake pedals are in the same fucking place theyve always been.
that incident happened a few weeks ago. this morning was the third time my car wouldnt start in the past week. i was left stranded today and missed a fucking exam because of it.luckily the professor let me reschedule even though i dont think he believed that my car wouldnt start. thanks whore.
but because of you i have driven a plethora of cars as replacements. a chrysler 300, nissan morano, chevy colorado, toyota sienna, and a pt cruiser. at least now ive driven a few so i can better decide what i want in my furture. great.
FUCKING COCK ASS SHIT BALLS.
thank you......and sorry to bryce for my harsh words....i hope no one looks over your shoulder when you read this.