4TH WALL EVENT; TEXT

[notpanties]

... Look, Scientists? I know you wanted to "increase the population" (because, you know, that makes a ton of sense in a place like this), but can you, you know, bring in more attractive guys? Tall, hot, straight, and not murderous. I'm too young and gorgeous to die, after all.

.. No, really. What's going on!? What's with all of these weird people here?! As if there weren't enough already! Ugh. Lame!