Telephone
Hello! You've reached Rachel Green. I, obviously, can't come to the phone right now - I'm probably at work (definitely not trying on the new Louboutin's that were just shipped in) or just too spaced out doing something else to answer you. I'm oh-so sorry, but you should really leave a message and you know that I'll get back to you whenever I have a second. Have a great day!
[I own nothing of the Friends show nor Rachel Green. This is purely for RP use, but do leave a message if you'd like to start a verse or anything!]