Sep 14, 2011 09:32
Damn it! What has Pop got me into now?
[ Rise and shine, folks of Luceti. On this lovely, lovely morning... you'll turn to your journals only to hear the beautiful music of someone yelling REALLY LOUD INTO THE RECEIVING END OF YOUR JOURNAL ]
IF THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRAINING ROUTINES, YOU BETTER AT LEAST EXPLAIN THIS TO ME FIRST, DIRTY OLD MAN!
[ And here is Ranma glaring into the lens. He's about ready to toss the journal when he snorts and continues to speak anyway. What choice does he has? It's one of the few possessions he has on him. ]
Oh great, this is just what I need. Another ridiculous situation no doubt schemed by my Pop. Oh well, I guess it can’t be any worse than being stuck at home forced to eat Akane’s poison. On the other hand, this could very well be the handiwork of her doing. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the result of me eating her latest cuisine. I bet I just died and gone to heaven. It was only a matter of time till that would happen. Heh, that ought to teach her to stay out of the kitchen.
Anyway, I doubt it's any of that. Whatever this is, I got to find a way out of here and fast! I don’t have time for this sort of thing. I have better things to do with my time than to play a dumb game like hiking and camping adventures.
So, I've got a question. Why do I suddenly have a pair of wings? Isn't that a little girly? These things are practically ATTACHED TO MY SKIN! I don't recall agreeing to any of this! When I find the person responsible for this, you're so gonna get it man. I want these wings off my back right now! I've got enough problems with stupid deformations...
[ There's some silence when he realizes nobody has said anything yet. Several taps are made against the journal. ]
Yo, can anyone see me out there? Say somethin'! If nobody can answer my first question, how about someone tell me how to get back home?
entry: video,
pop you dumbass,
annoyed ranma is annoyed