✖ 006. [ VOICE ]
Why am I in this stupid getup?
Fear not, fairest princesses and other girls of this land, your savior has come. I'm Ranma Saotome, heir to the School of Anything--err I mean PRINCE to... this here castle. If you're a cute princess, chances are I might rescue you, but only if you got what I'm lookin' for.
Wait. Why am I offering to save chicks again?
See, many years ago, I took a bite from some cursed curry that tasted really horrible. Fated with this, I must find the fairest princess of them all to break this stupid curse. Now I--WHOA!
[Sounds of neighing is heard from his steed that he apparently got from nowhere.]
HEY SHUT UP, YOU STUPID HORSE! I AIN'T DONE TALK--whoa-ah...AHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
[Naturally, the Horse understood everything he said and promptly threw him off his back, sending Ranma some several feet away into a wall from the sounds of it. The Horse begins to neigh loudly, perhaps laughing.]
Ow... geez. WHY do I even have a horse in the first place? What the heck am I doin' anyway?
[Shuffling is heard as the horse allows Ranma back upon his back for now.]
No dragon or uncute witch is gonna stop me from my goal! COME MY FAITHFUL AND YET STUPID STEED, LET US JOURNEY TO THE ENDS OF TH-OW! WHAT? FINE, JUST GO ALREADY! I'm gettin' that cure to this stupid curse once and for all, and then I'll be me again!
ooc; here, have the worst possible prince charming in existence. knowing ranma, he'll probably be playing the part of the princess here, too. open for action!
Fear not, fairest princesses and other girls of this land, your savior has come. I'm Ranma Saotome, heir to the School of Anything--err I mean PRINCE to... this here castle. If you're a cute princess, chances are I might rescue you, but only if you got what I'm lookin' for.
Wait. Why am I offering to save chicks again?
See, many years ago, I took a bite from some cursed curry that tasted really horrible. Fated with this, I must find the fairest princess of them all to break this stupid curse. Now I--WHOA!
[Sounds of neighing is heard from his steed that he apparently got from nowhere.]
HEY SHUT UP, YOU STUPID HORSE! I AIN'T DONE TALK--whoa-ah...AHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
[Naturally, the Horse understood everything he said and promptly threw him off his back, sending Ranma some several feet away into a wall from the sounds of it. The Horse begins to neigh loudly, perhaps laughing.]
Ow... geez. WHY do I even have a horse in the first place? What the heck am I doin' anyway?
[Shuffling is heard as the horse allows Ranma back upon his back for now.]
No dragon or uncute witch is gonna stop me from my goal! COME MY FAITHFUL AND YET STUPID STEED, LET US JOURNEY TO THE ENDS OF TH-OW! WHAT? FINE, JUST GO ALREADY! I'm gettin' that cure to this stupid curse once and for all, and then I'll be me again!
ooc; here, have the worst possible prince charming in existence. knowing ranma, he'll probably be playing the part of the princess here, too. open for action!