9. Only do things if you're gonna do them WELL. [ Video Post -- Public.]

[notolddamnit]

[Squalo sprawls back in his couch, staring at the camera]

VOOOII!

[Lets the scream echo a bit, before he scowls.]

I spent the entire week reading blogs. Not just... important blogs, but just John Doe blogs. People are so fucking stupid, their pity parties and their ridiculous need to inform the world they exist. I'm curious, though, if there's really

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[soulparadox]

Torture.

[notolddamnit]

...are you offering?

[soulparadox]

Yes.

[notolddamnit]

I didn't know you were so desperate to get your ass kicked.

[soulparadox]

Incorrect assumption.

[notolddamnit]

Context fail.

[soulparadox]

You will be the one tortured.

[notolddamnit]

By your continued existence, it seems.

[soulparadox]

Only seems fair. You torture us constantly with your writing, correct?

[notolddamnit]

Indeed. I bet it must hurt that empty airbag you call brain to read through my column every week. Masochistic little shit, aren't you?

[soulparadox]

I suppose. In a way.

[notolddamnit]

Then perhaps you should be the one tortured instead. You'd enjoy it more, clearly.

[soulparadox]

That would defeat the point of torture.

[notolddamnit]

But it'd be entertaining, nevertheless.

[soulparadox]

So will that be what your book is about?

[notolddamnit]

Perhaps. I'd need to do some research, but it seems I know who to call for that.