I can't believe I have to take stock of myself again
Didn't I just do this last year?
Anyway, my 2011 goals as follows. Comments in caps.
New Year's Resolutions 2011-style:
1) I will stop biting my nails. (They are the worst they've ever been.)
HAHAHAHA. FAIL.
2) I will seriously consider stopping smoking.
I DIDN'T REALLY CONSIDER IT, BUT I THINK I WILL THIS YEAR. I'M TIRED OF SMOKING, I THINK.
3) I will potty train the babies completely.
HEY HEY! WIN!
4) I will write a romance novel.
I WROTE TWO!!!!
5) I will get SOMETHING published regarding parenting.
UM, NO. UNLESS YOU COUNT NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT PARENTING, IN WHICH CASE YES. I'LL GO HALFSIES.
6) I will get 500 followers on that blog and continue to build me 'brand.' (yeck.)
HMM...302 FOLLOWERS ON GFC, WHICH IS WHAT I MEANT, SO FAIL. BUT 263 ON FACEBOOK, 298 ON TWITTER, 50 OR SO ON WORDPRESS, and 135 ON TUMBLR IS 500, RIGHT? I'LL GO HALVES AGAIN.
7) I will get a job.
MAN, I'M HALFING ALL OVER THE PLACE. I MEAN, I DIDN'T GET A JOB. BUT I GOT A LOT OF FREELANCE WORK THAT EQUALS ABOUT $300 A WEEK. WHAT'S THAT, MINIMUM WAGE, MAYBE? IDK IDK. HALF
8) I will maintain my weight and consider trying to lost five more pounds. (Currently 148, 12 down from last year.)
HMMM, MAINTAINED. I'M AT 150 RIGHT NOW. 2 LBS OF CHRISTMAS COOKIES, TBH. WIN (BECAUSE SHOULD CHRISTMAS COOKIES EVER COUNT AGAINST YOU?)
9) I will read more.
UGH. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. I THINK I READ ONE BOOK ALL FUCKING YEAR THAT WASN'T TAWDRY ROMANCE.
10) I will LJ less.
I WOULD SAY WIN. I WAS POSTING UPWARDS OF FIVE TIMES A DAY AT THIS POINT LAST YEAR. I THINK I'M DOWN TO TWO OR THREE. BUT I'M COMMENTING LESS, TOO, AND I'D LIKE TO TRY TO REMEDY THAT.
So...the tally. Of the ten things I set for myself to do, I did: 5.5
Mmm, that's okay, I guess. New goals tomorrow.
Anyway, my 2011 goals as follows. Comments in caps.
New Year's Resolutions 2011-style:
1) I will stop biting my nails. (They are the worst they've ever been.)
HAHAHAHA. FAIL.
2) I will seriously consider stopping smoking.
I DIDN'T REALLY CONSIDER IT, BUT I THINK I WILL THIS YEAR. I'M TIRED OF SMOKING, I THINK.
3) I will potty train the babies completely.
HEY HEY! WIN!
4) I will write a romance novel.
I WROTE TWO!!!!
5) I will get SOMETHING published regarding parenting.
UM, NO. UNLESS YOU COUNT NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT PARENTING, IN WHICH CASE YES. I'LL GO HALFSIES.
6) I will get 500 followers on that blog and continue to build me 'brand.' (yeck.)
HMM...302 FOLLOWERS ON GFC, WHICH IS WHAT I MEANT, SO FAIL. BUT 263 ON FACEBOOK, 298 ON TWITTER, 50 OR SO ON WORDPRESS, and 135 ON TUMBLR IS 500, RIGHT? I'LL GO HALVES AGAIN.
7) I will get a job.
MAN, I'M HALFING ALL OVER THE PLACE. I MEAN, I DIDN'T GET A JOB. BUT I GOT A LOT OF FREELANCE WORK THAT EQUALS ABOUT $300 A WEEK. WHAT'S THAT, MINIMUM WAGE, MAYBE? IDK IDK. HALF
8) I will maintain my weight and consider trying to lost five more pounds. (Currently 148, 12 down from last year.)
HMMM, MAINTAINED. I'M AT 150 RIGHT NOW. 2 LBS OF CHRISTMAS COOKIES, TBH. WIN (BECAUSE SHOULD CHRISTMAS COOKIES EVER COUNT AGAINST YOU?)
9) I will read more.
UGH. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. I THINK I READ ONE BOOK ALL FUCKING YEAR THAT WASN'T TAWDRY ROMANCE.
10) I will LJ less.
I WOULD SAY WIN. I WAS POSTING UPWARDS OF FIVE TIMES A DAY AT THIS POINT LAST YEAR. I THINK I'M DOWN TO TWO OR THREE. BUT I'M COMMENTING LESS, TOO, AND I'D LIKE TO TRY TO REMEDY THAT.
So...the tally. Of the ten things I set for myself to do, I did: 5.5
Mmm, that's okay, I guess. New goals tomorrow.