Piers
"It's not like Piers Morgan isn't...an hour."
Truer words were never spoken, dear Jon Stewart.
I hate Piers Morgan.
No really.
I just cannot stand this man.
Up until tonight (I don't watch much TV) I hadn't realized that he'd kept the America's Got Talent gig.
Are you kidding me?!
No, Piers, seriously, are you kidding me?
Excuse me for being a television news bitch, but someone does not just hand your talentless ass LARRY KING'S FUCKING SHOW and you keep your hand in the bogus reality TV pot so you can tell an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD girl that her singing is flat.
Shut the fuck up forever, you worthless piece of twat.
He's a self-flagellating, self-congratulatory, media-whore, who can't do one stupid interview on his LEGITIMATE television show without mentioning how awesome he is, or how many Twitter followers he has, or doesn't the insipid celebrity he's interviewing think he's just the awesomest.
He had some amazing interviews lined up when he first got that gig, and his questions...HIS QUESTIONS. I can't even, LJ.
Get off my TV, Piers.
I hope he goes down in a whirlwind of painful fire when the World News scandal goes belly up.
STAY CLASSY.
Truer words were never spoken, dear Jon Stewart.
I hate Piers Morgan.
No really.
I just cannot stand this man.
Up until tonight (I don't watch much TV) I hadn't realized that he'd kept the America's Got Talent gig.
Are you kidding me?!
No, Piers, seriously, are you kidding me?
Excuse me for being a television news bitch, but someone does not just hand your talentless ass LARRY KING'S FUCKING SHOW and you keep your hand in the bogus reality TV pot so you can tell an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD girl that her singing is flat.
Shut the fuck up forever, you worthless piece of twat.
He's a self-flagellating, self-congratulatory, media-whore, who can't do one stupid interview on his LEGITIMATE television show without mentioning how awesome he is, or how many Twitter followers he has, or doesn't the insipid celebrity he's interviewing think he's just the awesomest.
He had some amazing interviews lined up when he first got that gig, and his questions...HIS QUESTIONS. I can't even, LJ.
Get off my TV, Piers.
I hope he goes down in a whirlwind of painful fire when the World News scandal goes belly up.
STAY CLASSY.