eh
so i moved my cousin Tiff from Baton Rouge to Houston this weekend.
Bad Points:
-Tiff is not packed when we arrive in Baton Rouge...AT 7:00 AM.
-We don't finish packing the U-haul until 11:00 AM.
-There is an accident with injury (meaning someone died) on the interstate and we take a 90 minute detour.
-With traffic, we don't arrive in Houston until around 7:00 PM.
- Ten minutes away from my cousins new apartment, my mom and sister miss the exit.
-We wait in a pawn shop parking lot for 40 minutes until my cousin figures out where my mom ended up.
-My cousin Tiff and my mom both clear the U-turn needed to get into my cousin's apartment complex. My aunt and myself in the U-haul do not.
-While trying to guide my aunt to pull out of the parking lot in the dark, she thinks im making a "go" hand signal when in reality im making a "stop" signal. She hits a parked car and we make a run for it.
-Finally getting into my cousin's apartment complex, my aunt runs into the over hang, forgetting about the 11 ft clearance needed with the U-haul.
-As my cousin opens her car door, her cat leaps from within and dives under another car. It takes 10 minutes to catch the fucking cat.
-Finding my cousin's actual apartment, we see that it is on the second floor, in the court yard. (a good way away from the parking lot.)
-At 9:30 PM we have finished unpacking the U-haul. We head off the dinner, and I am still in the sweat pants and t-shirt i unloaded the truck in. GROSS.
-My lawyer cousin Allison and her lawyer husband Jerome say we are going to eat pizza so im not to worried about my clothes. They are lawyers. What the fuck was I thinking. We end up at a gormet pizza restaurant where about 5 different people wait on you.
- I look like shit.
-The next morning, I wake up with 2 cats and a dog sleeping on top of me. I had already taken a shower the night before. Animal hair EVERYWHERE.
-We can't leave until after 1:00 PM because we were late arriving yesterday and my aunt has to sign some sort of lease document.
- The lawyers once again decide to go out, and we don't end up leaving until 3:00 PM
-Stopping at taco bell on the ride home, a black man will not stop talking to me about people washing their hands. I'm still confused.
-A headache is my companion throughout this ENTIRE ordeal.
Good Points:
-The food was good.
Yup, wonderful weekend. Very relaxing.
We get new schedules tomorrow.
Nastyness.
Bad Points:
-Tiff is not packed when we arrive in Baton Rouge...AT 7:00 AM.
-We don't finish packing the U-haul until 11:00 AM.
-There is an accident with injury (meaning someone died) on the interstate and we take a 90 minute detour.
-With traffic, we don't arrive in Houston until around 7:00 PM.
- Ten minutes away from my cousins new apartment, my mom and sister miss the exit.
-We wait in a pawn shop parking lot for 40 minutes until my cousin figures out where my mom ended up.
-My cousin Tiff and my mom both clear the U-turn needed to get into my cousin's apartment complex. My aunt and myself in the U-haul do not.
-While trying to guide my aunt to pull out of the parking lot in the dark, she thinks im making a "go" hand signal when in reality im making a "stop" signal. She hits a parked car and we make a run for it.
-Finally getting into my cousin's apartment complex, my aunt runs into the over hang, forgetting about the 11 ft clearance needed with the U-haul.
-As my cousin opens her car door, her cat leaps from within and dives under another car. It takes 10 minutes to catch the fucking cat.
-Finding my cousin's actual apartment, we see that it is on the second floor, in the court yard. (a good way away from the parking lot.)
-At 9:30 PM we have finished unpacking the U-haul. We head off the dinner, and I am still in the sweat pants and t-shirt i unloaded the truck in. GROSS.
-My lawyer cousin Allison and her lawyer husband Jerome say we are going to eat pizza so im not to worried about my clothes. They are lawyers. What the fuck was I thinking. We end up at a gormet pizza restaurant where about 5 different people wait on you.
- I look like shit.
-The next morning, I wake up with 2 cats and a dog sleeping on top of me. I had already taken a shower the night before. Animal hair EVERYWHERE.
-We can't leave until after 1:00 PM because we were late arriving yesterday and my aunt has to sign some sort of lease document.
- The lawyers once again decide to go out, and we don't end up leaving until 3:00 PM
-Stopping at taco bell on the ride home, a black man will not stop talking to me about people washing their hands. I'm still confused.
-A headache is my companion throughout this ENTIRE ordeal.
Good Points:
-The food was good.
Yup, wonderful weekend. Very relaxing.
We get new schedules tomorrow.
Nastyness.