"An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles!"

[notmypresident]

It used to be that, whenever I was too sick to do anything but watch a movie, I'd have to set up camp on my couch to pass the time. Nowadays, streaming services mean that I can simply stay in bed all day long watching Netflix on my iPad.

Thank the gods for modern technology. All it has to do now is figure out a way send food directly from the kitchen to the bedroom...

Now for Another Hot Guy.