"That's it, right there!"
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears [Porn Edition]?!?
I'm not sure why I picked this moment to rant about something that's bothered me for years, but here it is.
I just don't get how some guys that are having sex in porn look bored. I'm not talking about porn stars (I can easily see how the structured nature of a porn shoot might lead to boredom). I'm talking about guys in all those amateur videos on Tumblr and XTube and such. Nothing grinds my gears more than clicking the play button on a hot man's video only to have him look as if he's mentally compiling a grocery shopping list. And don't get me started on cum shots where the guy looks as if he's feeling zilch, nada, nothing.
Put simply: If you look bored during and/or at the climax of sex, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Grrr.
Now for Another Hot Guy.
I'm not sure why I picked this moment to rant about something that's bothered me for years, but here it is.
I just don't get how some guys that are having sex in porn look bored. I'm not talking about porn stars (I can easily see how the structured nature of a porn shoot might lead to boredom). I'm talking about guys in all those amateur videos on Tumblr and XTube and such. Nothing grinds my gears more than clicking the play button on a hot man's video only to have him look as if he's mentally compiling a grocery shopping list. And don't get me started on cum shots where the guy looks as if he's feeling zilch, nada, nothing.
Put simply: If you look bored during and/or at the climax of sex, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Grrr.
Now for Another Hot Guy.