006 [Voice]
[A small cry of shock can be heard.]
I-it zapped me! That's the first time it's done that; clearly, I have not been fulfilling the scientists' arbitrary communication requirements. There's not much to say, in all honesty. I know there's been...dangerous events occurring lately, but I'm quite content to stay here.
I guess in other news, the whole...hair-cutting business didn't really take off, but it's unwise to dwell on such...trivial matters. To be honest, I wish there was more to occupy my time with here; does anyone need a pair of helping hands? I like to make myself useful where possible.
I-it zapped me! That's the first time it's done that; clearly, I have not been fulfilling the scientists' arbitrary communication requirements. There's not much to say, in all honesty. I know there's been...dangerous events occurring lately, but I'm quite content to stay here.
I guess in other news, the whole...hair-cutting business didn't really take off, but it's unwise to dwell on such...trivial matters. To be honest, I wish there was more to occupy my time with here; does anyone need a pair of helping hands? I like to make myself useful where possible.