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[notluigi]

Okay so I know I said the fucking potato is a stupid idiot who should just go die in a hole for all the shit storms he brings but this

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[fierybluebird]

Several bastards as a matter of fact.

Is Germany really that bad?

[notluigi]

Several bastards named what.

Germany is the worst place you can ever be. Ever.

[fierybluebird]

What, you want an entire list of everyone in the Luceti? Get it yourself.

I'll keep that in mind should I ever end up in your world.

[notluigi]

What do I look like? Your page boy? Are you the mafia because god dammit, it's not funny just ditchin me here. Chigii. YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW JUST AS WELL AS I DO THAT I FUCKING HATE THE POTATOES, and I've been following your sorry lot just like you've asked so cut to the chase you shit dredger!

[fierybluebird]

The only person growing potatoes is Denmark.

[Doesn't even bother refuting the claim that he's mafia.]

You're in Discedo, not Germany. It's on a different world, called Fortuna.

[notluigi]

...yeah, yeah Fortuna my ass now what the hell did I do to deserve this?

[fierybluebird]

Well, talking back to the mafia might have done it.

[Marco is evil.]

Did you do something to get a hit on your head?

[notluigi]

Oh bullshit, I'm your country dammit! Well, your representative half! But who the hell is protectin your asses!? Me, that's who.

[fierybluebird]

Really? I thought you were the one requiring protection.

[notluigi]

No way, chigii.

[fierybluebird]

Ah, suit yourself then, I can take care of myself after all. I'm sure you can deal with the monsters alone if you manage to protect those who offer protection.

[notluigi]

.......what.

[fierybluebird]

Oh right. There's monsters here.

But I'm sure they'll give you no trouble, eh.

[notluigi]

M-m-monsters?

[fierybluebird]

Yup. You didn't think there's be a whole new world and nothing dangerous in it, did you?

[notluigi]

I don't believe you! Chigii!