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[notluigi]

Ugh! It's so fucking hot here, I'm about ready to just have a siesta every hour and sleep all day long if it weren't for the constant threat of being, oh I don't know, GETTING EATEN BY A FUCKIN COUGAR!? Chigii, this is bullshit. I'm going to go take a siesta.... any cute girls are welcome to join me, of course.

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[volcanisms]

Aren't Southern Europeans supposed to be used to ridiculous heat?

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[notluigi]

Doesn't mean I don't have the right to complain about ridiculous heat.

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[volcanisms]

I thought you guys liked weather like this.

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[notluigi]

I like the heat when it's dry with a nice breeze.

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[volcanisms]

It's all pretty gross, actually. --Go find a basement to sleep in; it'd be cooler than outside, you know.

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[notluigi]

Well the cold is fucking gross too! I can't take a siesta in the basement! I'll freeze to death!

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[volcanisms]

They aren't that cold.

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[notluigi]

They are when you take an Italian siesta.

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[volcanisms]

Whatever. Sleep on the first floor, then.

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[notluigi]

Not with that bastard France romping around, I'm not.

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[volcanisms]

Oh...

That's understandable.

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[notluigi]

Ugh, I want some fucking gelato to get away from this heat.

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[volcanisms]

Ask the scientists.

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[notluigi]

Now why would I do that? They probably don't even know what proper gelato is!

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[volcanisms]

It's what everyone tells me when I want stuff.

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[notluigi]

So what? Are they like magical fairies or something? Will they grant me three wishes?